nickcarragay:

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”

Jul 26 1:52 with 711,592 notes

spankmeniall:

how do people approach celebrities on the street like i can’t even approach a worker in a store when i need help

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Jul 26 1:51 with 437,780 notes

tylerchokely:

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

Jul 26 1:50 with 477,286 notes

sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

Jul 26 1:49 with 127,023 notes

harrysthefather:

DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN BE SAD FOR NO REASON 

Jul 26 1:48 with 391,299 notes

edwardsheerran:

andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

Jul 26 1:46 with 697,777 notes

lesbian-pixie:

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"your wings are too big"

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Jul 26 1:44 with 51,139 notes
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