Jul 16 21:01 with 104,306 notes


My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

(Source: socotic)

Jul 16 20:54 with 324,065 notes


do you ever have second-hand obsessions

like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend

Jul 13 1:43 with 150,385 notes


*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

(Source: brookeeverdeen)

Jul 13 1:33 with 624,562 notes


One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.

Jul 13 1:32 with 163,175 notes


Blue Ivy is already 2 and she’s achieved more than what I will in my entire life 

Jul 13 1:24 with 150,484 notes
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